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Month: November 2021
Don’t Bring Beef to a Chicken Fight
Have you been robbed in an Erewhon? Do your male friends wear brown shoes? Have you been diagnosed as a Libtard? You may be entitled to compensation. Call 1-800-SCOTT-FREE and use code TGM for a 10% discount.
Bret Banta: Why Sharks Always Eat Your Left Arm First
Under the sea, life is better down where its wetter, take it from Bret Banta